So he’s just straight up chilling with the swords peeps and the dragon dudes doing stuff that doesn’t require an HBO subscription unless you want to watch them on something called a TV or whatever. He’s clearly decided that he’s just gonna steal Chris Hemsworth’s career because his American accent is better.
that pitcher dude that hates them Cowboys decided to join a winning team/house before it gets cold ’cause Winter is Coming.
Though he didn’t get traded, baseball Clay Matthews a.k.a. Lambda Lambda Lamba and Omega Moo for life! Noah Syndergaard > Ed Sheeran Word on the street is Dirty Mike and the Boys are gonna have a toga party. Dean Manfred already had a horse die in his office. Lambda Alpha Alpha was already on double secret probation. You know who else is looking at the video: Baseball IFC. They just cascaded all the bacons and eggs they had on their leader’s noggin. To ring in the new year for Dirty Mike, the boys didn’t go chasing waterfalls. It’s a pretty meaningless number, unless you live to iron your own shirt while wearing it like that accordion jokester John Smoltz. The boys heard Cap’n Gene’s unforgettable “Be Smart” speech, so they’re commandeering a shower to celebrate good times, come on! You only turn 26 once. They were afraid that Mark Wahlberg would cap their collective knees like he did Derek Jeter, probably because he can’t contribute to the Players’ Tribune ’cause Jeets don’t want No Scrubs. Haffey/Getty Images) Dirty Mike and the boys don’t need a Prius or talk radio to have a good timeįor Dirty Mike’s birthday, the boys couldn’t steal Will Ferrell’s Prius in time. We about to make baseball fun this week fo’ sho.ĪNAHEIM, CA – AUGUST 02: Mike Trout #27 of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim looks on from the dugout during the first inning of a game against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Angel Stadium of Anaheim on Augin Anaheim, California. Stop looking at me, Schwan, grab your snack pack, go back to school, pretend you’re Miles Davis, avoid the lacrosse team, looking at these pictures, clicks on some YouTube videos. When Winter is Coming, who needs shampoo when ketchup conditioner is better. To him, it’s hair coloring and smells alright. Sure, the redheaded step child of the House of Cards that can sang pretty good would have totally been cool with even delicious catsup in his locks. Non-dairy creamer in that luscious mane of the House of Syndergaard would not be copacetic for them GoT peeps. The scissors are not broken in his house, son, but just maybe in that New York Mets pitcher who is not about them Cowboys. It’s a super good thing that Trout follows the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness when it comes to appropriate hairstyles: high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut. NOTHING cleanses the scalp like succulent hazelnut flavored Coffee-Matte. One after the game and one with assorted breakfast material.
He at least took two showers that day, possibly three. Though he wasn’t feeling 22, Dirty Mike Trout and the boys definitely took advantage of that shower in the City of Angels to ring in 26. It’s not on my shedule.” Cosmo Kramer went deep under cover one time to give us the best high school yearbook quote we didn’t have the guts to do, but wanted to: Here’s to feeling good all the time!
In the words of recently inducted Pro Football Hall of Fame owner Jerry Jones, “I don’t have time to have a bad time. Dirty Mike Trout and the boys celebrated his 26th birthday with delicious eggs, floor and Coffee-Mate in the shower.